The “tall guy” is Shep Rose from Southern Charm! He is a disaster man-child who almost certainly hooked up with Scheana the night before the wedding based on instagram stories showing them together.

In Hell, Mitch will be impaled upon one of the Cones of Dunshire, just out of reach of a delicious lo-cal calzone.

I know. I want to slap myself for thinking he’s hot. And Justin Bobby, too. He’s a stupid gorgeous, stupid moronic, stupid fuckboi idiot and it makes me insane how goodlooking they are.

Waiting for her to release a wine called Cabaret Sauvignon.

there’s just something about the combination of New York and Jets that winds up in disaster for someone

Literally all I know about Eric Dane is that video Gawker posted like a decade ago of him and Rebecca Gayheart inebriated in a bathtub.

The name you are searching for is Johnny Utah.  

Being a good friend is incredibly easy.

I guess we can stop wondering how German citizens lived through the Third Reich. Just like this.

Purse chicken is best chicken.

Alimony isn’t kicking a dad when he’s down, it’s supporting the lesser earning spouse so they aren’t financially punished for a divorce. Yeah, the lesser earning spouse can go out and get a job, but the marriage will have had a huge impact on that earning power. If the lesser earning spouse has been a stay at home…

Only thing it was missing was Uncle Benjen. Although frankly, the Night King accidentally raising him with all the other deados would’ve made more sense than his last appearance.

I unabashedly love Showgirls. I watch it probably 3-4 times a year, and every time i catch a few details I never caught before. Some tidbits that always amuse me...

“In time you’ll be very pleased,” Gettleman promised.

You’re welcome

Little did Arya know that every time Gendry said “as you wish” he really meant “I love you.”

I’m at the NBC studio store in New York. It’s maybe 1999? My favorite cousin was a HUGE Friends fan. I barely know Friends myself (I didn’t even own a TV at the time, because of being poor). So I went there to buy her some merch. I chose this giant Friends Central Perk latte mug. Seemed like a fun gift!

I’m leaving the…

Paying to have my laundry picked up was a MAJOR life improvement for me. I calculated that it took me about 4 hours to get laundry done on my own time (didn’t have in it my Brooklyn building so I had to go there), whereas I found a remarkably clean and efficient laundromat that picked up and dropped off same day. They…

When I moved to New York I found out that laundry service is relatively cheap. $20 to $30 every 2 weeks buys me 3-4 hours of free time on my precious weekend. Now I just drop off and pick up. I figured after plugging the machines and soap I was only saving maybe $10-20 doing it myself. Best case scenario, I was…

Being a “good” adult is all about lying mostly to yourself 99% of the time that things people do don’t bother you.