I honestly thought to myself for a second thats its never a nice thing to wish a disease on someone, and then I remembered that he just the other day wanted to not let a cruise ship dock and release passengers because it would make his numbers look bad.

I know I’m old because I’ve only thrown up in a taxi.

I’m am willing to bet that 100% of these complaints come from the women that voted for Trump.

I will admit that I’ve watched several of these videos, in much the same way that I would look at a sex scene clip from a movie. But not once have I been tempted to try making the dish myself, in much the same way that I would never attempt to replicate the sex scene.

While on paper that is great because fuck private medical insurance companies, there are also a lot of people that work for those companies that would be out of a job.

How did the worst MTV VJ from my teenage years become someone who scares Boomers about socialism on Faux News? Tarantino’s final film (if he really sticks to that 10 movies thing) should be a revisionist dramedy about the end of the 20th century in America, where Kurt Cobain shoots Kennedy instead of himself. You can…

I’m old enough to remember the programming Bravo used to offer - fine arts performances and films. This was also the time TLC had programs that were actually educational, A&E was more about arts and entertainment and less about mental illness, prison life, and ghosts, and the Discovery Network aired documentaries…

I am just here to say that Scott Kluth looks like the type of guy who shakes when he makes out.

As a single person, how much cheese is an adequate amount to “budget” per month? Also, is it tax deductible as an investment in my happiness? There’s no significant other telling me “that’s enough cheese” and you failed to address this even though i know many singles love cheese to a sickening amount.

Tammy Bakker deepfakes

I don’t want to say that anyone deserves aggressive lung cancer, but if it had to be anybody then I’m glad it’s Rush Limbaugh. I can’t wait for him to enter the bad place and experience butthole spiders and chainsaw bears.

But this is the second time Star Wars did a Seven Samurai homage; The Clone Wars had a fun episode with the exact same plot, except a few Jedi train a small village.

Thank you for reminding me this website’s target audience is half my age. 

Dammit, you chucklefuck, your intentions were perfectly clear. You wanted to hurt and embarrass a total stranger because some stray gross impulse darted across your lizard brain and being a white male, you never even thought to resist or question it. You honestly expected her to find that funny or at least “laugh it…

Holy crap, please tell me you know The Mandalorian is Star Wars and not Star Trek

What’s so troubling is that the people on this FB group are grown adult men. Their racism, sexism, and willingness to treat other people as sub-human is set. Hell, these people probably went into this line or work specifically because they knew that they could treat brown people like animals. There will be no changing…

Um, Page Six, Ms. Ross is NOT the “I Will Survive” singer. I dont care if she made a remake that hit no. 1. She’s only made, like, a million hits for Motown. 

As a Rangers fan, I can tell you we all live in mortal fear that one day James Dolan will start actually paying attention to the damn team.

So if any of you were wondering what it would take for any free agent to choose to sign with a James Dolan team, the answer is for the other option to be the Islanders.