We played hookie from work and saw it this afternoon. I am taking my oldest daughter tomorrow. Not gonna lie, when they were fighting ghosts and the theme played in the background, I got really excited and felt like a kid again. Loved it, and am recommending it to all my friends. Also, will have weird dreams about…

That’s clearly always the answer! “Shhh, this serial killer’s just enjoying himself slaughtering people.” “Enjoyment” isn’t the deciding, most important factor in a given contested issue. People enjoy crack, they enjoy shoplifting.

Dear Sweet Blessed Jeebus, thank you so very very much for this comment.

I don’t entirely get the reference (something about pogs, probably), but is this anything like in Animal Crossing when you live in Peachesville, and all you want are some fucking apples so you can barter them with that fucking slumlord Nook?

I try not to do the grammar* nazi thing, I really do. But I’m sorry, I just can’t help it:

Congratulations, you caught Ticks!

I love that! Also, any excuse to post this:

Ahem. Popcorn covered in salt and butter, not fine.: the necessary ingredient that makes life worth living.

🙌

When dudes are delivered to my door, are they already naked?

When dudes are delivered to my door, are they already naked?

They do it every ten minutes or so during the game, too. It’s terrifying, and absolutely fantastic.

I know you meant well, but please don’t compare the wonderful Jim Varney to this guy...Mr. Varney was a class act, and “Ernest Scared Stupid” is on one of the HBO’s this morning EST. My niece, nephew, and their Nana (my mom) are super excited!

Well, you don't want to take any chances when you cork.

I’ve always been who I am; I’ve just shared more over the years. I know that makes me unlikable to some people, but I’m not here to make friends.

I’m okay with drinking the salty salty tears, because the whole “outrage” will be even more silly looking next time.

This wasn't speeding. If he was doing 80 on the LIE at 2AM, I'd agree with you. This was recklessly weaving through traffic, making multiple illegal and dangerous lane changes, and putting the lives of dozens of others at risk. I'm entirely in favor of felony charges for drivers who injure or kill cyclists and…