It’s like Alien vs. Predator but Legionnaire’s vs. Gonnorhea.

The treadmill was actually a big part of their training regimens.

Good Lord. Gentlemen, get one of these and use it.

Damn.

“Void if president is in final year of term and/or black”.

Man, they are so salty that Obama might get one more Justice on the SC before he leaves office. It’s fucking hilarious seeing these people who want to have the highest position of power in the country show they have no idea how the fucking Constitution actually works. I’m no law scholar but i’m pretty sure there isn’t…

I left out the Minotaur, there will be a Minotaur!!!

It’s possible to be both mentally ill and a complete asshole, and not have the latter derive from the former.

would watch that show - where every single line is “fuck you.”

A uterus shaped jail cell.

Sorry...I ran away.

Kanye, like a lot of musicians, has fallen into the trap of being constantly surrounded by sycophants who suck his dick all the time, which has given him a completely distorted view of reality, so when he’s confronted by the reactions of people who aren’t being paid to worship his dick he thinks he’s being insulted.
Fis…

“Please clap”

There’s two!

related:

When I grow up, I want to be Caity Weaver.

Caity Weaver is such a good writer. This interview is hilarious but also super unsettling.

I’m also sorry that someone keeps telling JB that he is capable of growing facial hair