They are officially the worst, and I go out of my way to avoid them these days.

Some people just don’t even understand what this type of clickbait is. If you have a headline that pulls you in, you (typically) deliver the goods. Promising boobs or BIG DEAL SECRETS or posing vague questions that never get answered isn’t exactly your thing.

Even if they do, dolphins are assholes and rightly deserve it. #teamotter

And he was seemingly a pretty competent actor, despite the goofy shenanigans that were always on display in his films. He was smart and kind, and never let the fame go to his head. For a time, he could barely afford food before he got famous, so he clearly appreciated everything that he got once he hit it big.

This really stretches the definition of “lap dance” to the breaking point. I guess there was gyrating involved for about 2 seconds so it’s not a complete fraud.

He clearly just released the bat, too. There wasn’t anything to the pitch, he didn’t have to reach or didn’t graze the ball to lose control in some weird way, he just let it go like an asshole (and then casually picked it back up, again, like an asshole). Fuck this guy.

What is making Ben Affleck so angry? A better investigation.

Hope doesn’t look nearly as terrified as she ought to.

He seems like he would be a rich weirdo. Makes sense.

You’re taking this site far too seriously. Maybe consider going outside for some air.

He was joking and everything, but the question still stands: why doesn’t he buy a house already with all of his millions?

Person with massive stick up ass doesn’t understand anything, continues to not understand anything. For what it’s worth, Beyonce live is still worth missing every text you’ll ever send, probably. The OP is cool with it, yet you continue to be the massive dick to someone trying to poke fun at a stupid first world…

Yup, exactly that. No sarcasm to be found in my post, no sirree bob. I hope your battery dies, too, just for extra bonus comedy.

I don’t think that’s snark.

Beyonce would say that scrub shoulda got a ticket! But for real, it’s not always that easy to see around it, especially at the floor seats. Emergencies are what they are, but honestly when are you ever gonna get to watch Formation live again, and that broken leg ain’t gonna get more broken in the next hour, so they…

But Paris needs your snapchats! #prayforparis

I think any security guard trying to police the thousands of cell phones at these events would rather hang themselves than play that game of whack a mole. It’s far easier to say no phones for everyone than allocating enough resources to police it individually, and I can’t say that I blame the venue or performer if…

And then they had to pay you (double) for what you won at the end! Such a disappointing day for them :)

I kind of assumed they were either picking people immediately before the cab and telling them to act surprised, or something closer to what you experienced without it being kind of a downer that you won’t be hosting your own show (but yay, Cash Cab!). I didn’t believe anyone who seriously, sincerely was looking for a…

I knew there was a level of fraudulence to the “totally random people getting in a cab, trust us” premise, but that’s some old school bait and switch right there. Did you have to sign anything that you didn’t have time to fully read before they threw you into the cab?