You can take girl out of strip club, but you can’t take strip club out of the girl.

They will starve to death without that big “EAT” sign in the kitchen.

Thing is he's a dum dum and she's probably a nightmare of a person in real life. Point is that she's gotta have some baggage for that to work.

I can think of plenty of reasons they would do this, and very few of don’t make the swimmers look bad. If I had to hazard a guess, Lochte was up to some dumb shit and the nice people he was transacting with didn’t play by the rules as expected. So he and his teammates described it as a robbery. (and, frankly, I’m not…

Their police rob olympic swimmers at gun point

It’s not a joke to lie about getting robbed at gunpoint by cops. You think that if Russian swimmers pulled that stunt in New York people would just chuckle?

wait, you think Brazil is the one looking bad here? lol ok

Sorry, but she fired him and he didn’t write this shit on her show but in his real life. Did I miss that she’s his mom? I don’t get what else is supposed to happen here. No one is entitled to anyone’s attention, even on Twitter, and why she should need to address or even listen to people yelling at her about what a…

Blocking is considered a bit extreme for people who simply disagree with you.

Amy can block whomever she chooses as people need to learn that they are not granted full access to celebrities just because they are fans. She fired the guy and that’s good enough for her side of this. I’m not a huge fan (I kind of lump her and Lena Dunham together) but I’m pleased in the actions she took.

Seriously! And dont forget that guy who ran up to her and scared her, and he wanted to take a picture. When she asked him to stop he literally said

Well you know why, right?

Yes! Why do people feel soo entitled to her space? She’s fired the guy and called him out as an ass. There’s nothing left for her to say to you... I'd block you too!

Yeah, anybody can block anybody on Twitter. If the first I hear of you as a person is you up in my @s yelling at me about something (at the same time that THOUSANDS OF OTHER PEOPLE ARE ALSO YELLING AT ME IN MY @S) I would feel no compunction blocking you, and fuck anyone who tells me I am obligated to patiently let…

Sad how people think they “deserve” access to celebrities.

READ MY TWEETS! YOU’RE ON TV SO I CAN SAY ANYTHING I WANT TO YOU! YOU CAN’T BLOCK ME, YOU’RE ON TV! TV TV TWEET TWEET TWEET FREEDOM OF SPEECH! FREEDOM OF TWEET!

Sorry but #imwithher. It’s not even “explain yourself!” It’s “explain this third person you have a Contractual relationship with that might take more than 2 minutes to deal with” on a day where seme would seemingly have a million other things to deal with due to her book. I dont expect everyone to have immediate…

Can we not blame Amy Schumer for the assholery of men she may have employed/known? Let’s stay focused on the true jerks who deserve our anger.

Given the fact that an hour supposedly passed between Jon Benet being hit over the head, and being strangled, I’m guessing that Burke accidentally hurt her, the parents thought she was dead, then they wrote the lengthy note (using a pad from the home and putting the pen back in the place where pens go, what intruder…

Let’s all not be assholes and fall into blaming Burke, who was nine at the time and probably did not have the know-how to make that garrote. From what I heard from friends’ younger siblings who went to school with him, he was normal if a little messed up from all the media finger pointing. Just seems cruel to go after…