I will sign your petition.

There are tons of sensible explanations. Are you willing to hear them? My money’s on “no”.

I agree. His bounty thing makes me think this reaction to a co-worker being murdered is soooooo disingenuous.

B-b-b-b-but that’s different. I’m not sure how. But, uh, it totally is, you stupid libtard.

Is there a full-of-shit analog you guys won’t use?