Do you mean this apology? (“This is really, really bad. It means, of course, that when I dismissed Richard Bradley and Robby Soave’s doubts about the story and called them “idiots” for picking apart Jackie’s account, I was dead fucking wrong, and for that I sincerely apologize. “) Or this one? (“Once again: I…

Bears discover Fire Island?

Worcestershire, straight from the bottle. L'Chaim!

A Patrick Swayzee Christmas. Because it's never to early.

Iowa is a special case, though. Iowans may be conservative, but overall believe in staying out of each others' business (or at least they did when I lived there, it's been a while). Iowa is super tolerant and has a great record on equality. I cut my activist teeth there when Randall Terry came to town to try to stomp…

YES THANK YOU. Iowan here. I've seen a serious increase lately of people knee-jerk hating on or otherwise acting dismissively towards, more conservative states whenever they're even brought up, not just in bad situations like this, saying things like, "Oh, you're from a flyover state so of course you're a bigot,"…

The Cubs are now that guy that puts a huge, brand new TV in his shitty-ass unfurnished living room with nowhere to sit.

Thanks for this. My middle school was named after him. I swear we're not all bad!

I love you! Sad ex-pat Hoosiers everywhere thank you.

Well that 18M is based on 2008 Tim Lincecum, kinda the way that the money paid to Bobby Bonilla this year is based on 1991 Bobby Bonilla.

Should have gone with "I twusted you". Nationwide commercial material.

I haven't lived there for years, so yeah, you're probably right. I had a Giants fan talk shit to me about the A's in Sac recently. That literally happens nowhere, even at AT&T. It takes a special kind of douche to hate the Oakland A's.

I do not understand this...why would you buy a car when you have not test driven it first? I mean you are gonna be stuck with that bitch for like 5 years or the terms of your loan, then once you have paid it off do you really want to make payments again and extra insurance so that you have full coverage when you can…

Oahu is Yankees while the other islands are Giants. Makes sense. Must really love that old school rivalry.

Found this floating around the liberal Indiana twittersphere the other day:

I've noticed throughout this whole thing that he seems pretty shitty. Both in terms of his personal character and his abilities at governing.

Please be sure to leave a perfectly person-shaped hole when you bust through the window. It's comedy that way ;o)

I don't get that impression. She wants to be eaten out, this dude wants to eat her out, end of story. Like, if she told the dude "Eat me out and then I'll blow you" and then didn't, she'd be a kind of shitty person, but that's not at work here.