I agree.

You are Invictus.

I MAJORED IN CLASSICS

In the summer of 2013, I had spent 8 Very Long, Very Hard years in graduate school and was a mere two weeks away from defending my Ph.D. My monogamous husband of 8.5 years went over to visit our closest couple friends' of 5 years house to drink and play video games while I worked on all of my dissertation shit.…

"A Fuckload of Chicken"? The Hound would approve.

Boyfriends of mine have always told me I looked cute in sweats. They often get that gleam in their eyes while saying it.

If we're going to live in a commie US inside a Red Alert reality, can I live in the reality in which the US had been taken over by Tim Curry?

Maybe no one told her Special Bulletin was real.

I bet Obummer is turning Gitmo into a Hand of Nod.

"Ugh. Quit giving away the plans, dumbass."

"I was Tom Friedman, basically."

undead invasion event.

"That song goes, 'Ding, ding, ding, da-ding-da." Mine goes, "Ding, Ding, ding, da-ding-da, DING, DING, da-ding-da, ding, ding. See it's not the same!"

only carefully placed thermite charges could have broken a man's ribs in the manner seen here

"Dude, she totally boned me!"
- that guy's lung, after being punctured

+1 chaq wa'SanID Hegh bech no' pong diarrhea.

"It's a churro wrapped in a glazed-donut bun topped with frogurt, caramel, whipped cream and chocolate!"

wait....is that real....?