Is the author mad that Shredder wasn't black in TMNT?

These games represent something fairly unique, but also unfortunately shared a big problem. While the parent types are voiced by black actors, Orlessa Altass as Scylla Cartier-Wells (mother to Nillin) and Dave Fennoy as Lee Everett (adoptive father to Clementine) respectively, both Nillin and Clementine are voiced by…

The people who tend to joke about/ push blow job week are usually implying non reciprocal sex. It's very much a 'my needs must get serviced while you either go lacking because I can't handle it, or because you don't want to have sex at all during this time.' Blowjobs are fun. One-sided blowjobs as part of…

I think Nelson Muntz said it ones. SIMPSONS 4 ever!

Cunniligus Day is every day.

So, my feces and urine aren't supposed to be bloody? I... I need to go.

I loved that "hethought he was kissing his wife but it was actually her lover's butthole" was funny even in chaucer's time

How the hell did you manage to get Madagascar?

Yeah, by all accounts, that relationship was super stable and everyone involved was super satisfied.

He said that "being rear-ended is grounds for maximum apeshit fury."

Time for a Kickstarter to raise insane amounts of money for them!

Turns out she lost a child fairly recently, and that van was the family's sole mode of transportation. So you can understand her anger.

You believe incorrectly.

I am often amazed at people in situations where a lawyer would do a world of good and they don't get one, especially when its well in their means to afford one.

Well, that seems reasonable on Jenner's part. I think most people with middle class or greater means would think about hiring a lawyer in that situation, whether or not they thought they were at fault.

I used to be pretty mad that Chicago didnt get the 2016 games but the more i hear about Sochi and all the problem Rio is having all I can say is im pretty ok with not getting them. ....also um good luck Boston.?

I can't believe as adults we are having a "throwing acid on people is wrong" conversation. You learnt that shit on Batman fools.

Seriously, though, what's up with the old-bashing? I'm pretty sure if some other major source complained that nude older women were grosser than young sexy things Jezebel would (rightly) be all over it.