How the hell did you manage to get Madagascar?

Yeah, by all accounts, that relationship was super stable and everyone involved was super satisfied.

He said that "being rear-ended is grounds for maximum apeshit fury."

Time for a Kickstarter to raise insane amounts of money for them!

Turns out she lost a child fairly recently, and that van was the family's sole mode of transportation. So you can understand her anger.

You believe incorrectly.

I am often amazed at people in situations where a lawyer would do a world of good and they don't get one, especially when its well in their means to afford one.

Well, that seems reasonable on Jenner's part. I think most people with middle class or greater means would think about hiring a lawyer in that situation, whether or not they thought they were at fault.

I used to be pretty mad that Chicago didnt get the 2016 games but the more i hear about Sochi and all the problem Rio is having all I can say is im pretty ok with not getting them. ....also um good luck Boston.?

I can't believe as adults we are having a "throwing acid on people is wrong" conversation. You learnt that shit on Batman fools.

Seriously, though, what's up with the old-bashing? I'm pretty sure if some other major source complained that nude older women were grosser than young sexy things Jezebel would (rightly) be all over it.

However, Dr. So-and-so, Ph.D. is redundant. Like ATM Machine.

I understand that. I have a PhD. Calling oneself "Dr. Whatever, Ph.D." is redundant. "Doctor Whatever, Doctor of Philosophy." In this case, the mistake appears to be Hudson Bell's, not the Jezebel staff's.

Genie: I grant you three wishes, what would you like?

Fixed it.

The Yorks took control of the 49ers in 2000. From 2000-2010 inclusive they went 74-102, had two winning seasons, and made the playoffs twice. With Harbaugh the team went 44-19-1, never had a losing record, and made three straight NFC Championship games. And they fired him.

How are you liking all that FIFA slave labor? Is the NFL really the "most avaricious, Orwellian organization around"?

"In effect, we don't think most of these concussions referenced even occurred in the NFL"