VICTIM BLAMING.

This sounds very familiar...poor woman calls to say how they ruin the holidays for her and all that younger one can do is laugh (he's gotta be the right winger).

You have issues and I feel legitimately sorry for you.

The celebrity 2 on 2 basketball tournament continued on through the scorching hot San Jose summer afternoon. The finals had arrived and in one corner stood the most unlikely duo.... Kobe Bryant and Andrew Luck.

He's just an unfrozen caveman, unaware of your societal expectations that he be angry at mild violence.

THIS to all those people out there who claim that 'boys will be boys' and that 'normal guys' don't have a 'rapey' bone in their bodies. Face it, people. This girl was sexually harassed and assaulted by a bunch of pre-pubescent boys and the 'adults' in charge did NOTHING to stop them. Not only that, the person who…

No joke, I was once followed for 45 miles down 2 different highways in Nevada by a State Trooper. I watched as other cars passed in the right lane going 10 to 15 over but he stayed following me. I finally had enough and pulled into a gas station. The trooper passed us and me and the wife took the stop to pee. Once…

As a former contestant, I'll note that Harry Friedman is really personable backstage and takes time to get to know the contestants (even Teen Tournament kids). One doesn't get to chat with Trebek thanks to game show scandal/fixing rules, but he seems way more chill than the host.

Oh, well since it doesn't affect you, it clearly isn't a problem.

"My nephew is a comp sci freshman, and he said it sounds totally simple. Have something to show me by Tuesday."

Sometimes I'm not good with werds.

I think you meant F_CK YO_

Looking forward to Goodell appearing on Celebrity Jeopardy and being unable to phrase his responses in the form of a question and changing his Final Jeopardy wager after the fact.

With an entire costume team and budget, it better be good! lol

Hssssssss! Though he not physsssically pressssent, the consciousnessss bind ussss. He will surely return with nutrientsss when time comessss. Now leave us be, or become one with ussss. Hasss anyone told you you have sssplendid thorax? You would make a ssssuitable hosssst.

Xk'Izzix, you got to get that allspice problem of yours under control! And you wonder why your broodmate left you and took the hatchlings with him?

The show is set in 1930s China. 1930s China looked like this:

Flark you, two-legsssss! I'd like to ssssssee you try!

I really wish you could have seen my face when I read what do tetanus shots have to do with lockjaw?? I looked like Scooby Doo seeing a kitten for the first time.

Listen to me, Xk'Izzix, if I got to come around here one more time today, I'm running you in!"