If they get contracted and the city gets an expansion team in a few years, there’s a cool name available.

Guayaquil you for that.

+1 prototype owlbear

Your honor, in defense of the Ladykillers remake I submit Exhibit A.

I give you El Rancho Grande – Morgan Hill’s premium rodeo facility. Easy access to the freeway!

Which came first, that list or the fire sale?

Some sort of grass golem made from the remains of a nearby kids’ soccer field (now a parking lot) and one of Mike Nolan’s old suits.

There are three barriers between trying out for Jeopardy and pillaging Trebekistan.

You’re done when we say you’re done.

That’s fair.

There’s still more Eric Jonrosh to come. The guy was a literary machine.

(reads article)

(reads article)

If I remember correctly (and I do because I am cursed with an excellent memory for annoying minutiae in stupid movies), the coastline was at Barstow - which incidentally is about 2000 feet above sea level.

Yeah, I should have specified exactly what you said there. When my fiancée runs into a black widow while gardening, I’m the official Dispenser of the Boot. We both think the little jumping spiders are totes adorbs:

What can I say? I have a weakness for book lungs.

12.a.i: Mercy - pillbugs, spiders, moths, crickets

Are we grading on a curve?

I see Plucky in a spinoff/remake. Nanotech will be involved, and Sandy Duncan will have a cameo as the President.

His nickname is “The Baby-Faced Assassin”*.