+1 to THACO.

So what the hell does all that mean?

They're terrible! And in such small portions!

I trusted my dog, and now the week before Christmas has become Hanukkah-esque, with one gift a day exposed to the cruel elements.

Someone tell the IAEA.

Kept me and my family alive when we got blindsided by a drunk driver while we were coming off a freeway exit. And I was sitting in Grandpa's lap at the time without a seatbelt, because we rolled stupid in 1980.

Shoulda paid for the underseal.

CoCo (note capitalization):

There's Yosemite, as long as you remember to get reservations a year before you go there...

Tatooine Qatar.

Probably because the San Joaquin line is "Amtrak California", which is operated by Amtrak but actually paid for and managed by Caltrans.

Katniss is right!

<donlafontaine>Coming next Halloween…</donlafontaine>

Maybe having him do that juice cleanse before the test wasn't such a good idea.

New belt sander.

"A sound tactical decision!"

"I don't live in my trash can 24/7, you know. I go places."

Coors + cappuccino machine frother = Anchor Steam?

+1 accent on the right syl-la-ble

That's what agents are for, which she has, since she's a professional actress.