"Aw, come on, a robot war against bears? Give us some time to evolve! We don't even have opposable thumbs!"

"First of all, it's a unit of distance, not time…"

I actually didn't care for the show during its Saturday morning heyday, but my brothers did, and EARWORM.

When I was a kid, a raccoon got through a fence and killed all my neighbor's rabbits.

He's coming for your office supplies!

Baby Monster steps.

Mighty strong bench they have.

Available here - the one-day sites just offer it at a discount ($10 or $12, versus $19.95).

+1 - cool but rude.

"And...he's showing his eyespots, Joe! HE'S SHOWING HIS EYESPOTS!"

DWWEEE-OOOOO

It was on television - SO IT MUST BE TRUE!

At least it's small.

It's okay; he's keeping busy.

Have you ever clicked on a link containing the word "suboptimal"? Me neither.

Well, we all know who we have to thank for that.

The Star-Tribune article refers to an Adam Richmond.

Welcome to Thunderdome Shikaku-Mon.

Candlestick will be gone, and good riddance (terrible car and mass transit access, mud parking lots, state of the art 1960s pee troughs). The Coliseum will probably still be there…probably.

Well his kid was Tony Gwynn too.