Whoops, Poe's Law fail on my part.
Whoops, Poe's Law fail on my part.
I think the plan is to haul a bunch of multi-kilowatt stadium speakers into strategic locations up on the hills and play "Yakety Sax" to instill the workers into a Stakhanovitic frenzy.
Well Atlanta got the Olympics in '96...
...but seriously, $dough to the IOC.
Yr. obedient servant.
I hear French Frigate Shoals is available.
"WOOWOOWOOOooo"
"Ill-fated 1928 bobsled team"? They came 11th out of 23rd - not great, but not awful. "Ill-fated" makes it sound like they left the track on the last turn and plummeted into an open volcano.
On second thought, I'd better not give NBC any ideas for better ratings.
Sadly, no.
Clearly he hates the Dutch.
They use meat from vertebrates?
Full of WinCo.
Advanced curling.
The Niners claim all of northern California, as well as the Oregon counties just across the border.