The British have had a gardening detective show along these lines to a degree (of course they did).

Kevin K, you are now Kevin D. As in, Kevin Dillman.

Why do I feel like Dillman is me? Probably fired at both jobs for investigating the upper management when asked to investigate the lowers.

Yes, I know her name was Brenda on the show, but I will always call her “The Closer.”

I have no issues with Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard owning a building and I think they’re being really good landlords by not charging rent for April. It’s decent and I wish my apartment complex would do the same.

I’m honestly not surprised these folks can’t seem to see past their own asses. This is the same reason they don’t get flu shots - “oh the flu isn’t that scary, I’m not at risk to die from it”

FUCK YOU, 2020...in the eye.

If you don't like The Office, I think you should take your comments, turn around, and SHOVE THEM UP YOUR BUTT

[Enter Mystery Cowboy]

They are fun to groove in a cave with, especially if you’re one of several species of small, furry animals gathered together.

UK, Australia and the United States have all elected dumbass right-wing populists over the past decade.

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Sir, this used to be an internet cafe.

Mina Sundwall was excellent casting as Mick’s daughter. She’s the best part of the Netflix “Lost in Space” re-imagining.

It continues to amaze me how much better of a character Damien Darhk is on “Legends” compared to “Arrow”. On “Arrow”, he was pretty much just a mustache-twirling villain. On “Legends”, he’s gotten a…

A++++++++++++

E.T. ‘caused a real commotion’ was the apex of Holtiness.

As this episode is the series’ farewell to Wuntch, it makes sense that it pulls out all the stops when it comes to Holt’s various insults for the woman/witch/goat/succubus/human blister/zombie/Korean toilet ghost who embarrassed him in front of Derek Jeter.

Ah, here at last! Though apparently it was here yesterday? Time problems I guess.