I just posted something along the same lines. Being from the South, I grew up hearing the good ol’ “We’re not racist, we just believe in state’s rights” line from everyone, whether they be crazy uncle or history teacher.

Ko-dependency.

I had an orthodontist named Dr. Payne.

Is it really that painful? Man, women are friggin heroes, for all the bodily shit they have to endure for the sake of propagating the species.

I rolled my eyes so hard at his description of his hat that I think I pulled a muscle.

I loved every word of that but the writer is a deluded asshole if he thinks he can die saying he’s never been mean to an elderly woman. Like, I’ll give him the scathing report of everything that happens before they go for the ride. It was a quirky experience! Write it up! But there was no reason to get in the car with…

Reading the linked post makes clear how thoughtful and tactful Marie’s article truly is.

Such a pretty face. So much dumb.

Oh, but, I was SO glad Rowling didn’t put Harry and Hermione together - that would have been just too something.

I still don’t believe Harry would marry Ginny for freak’s sake.

Is Franco trying to SWF Seth Rogan?

Trump is realizing he got out scumbagged and will now ramp up his scumbag quotient. It’s going to be a glorious dumpster fire.

We knew the meltdown was coming. I loooooove his meltdowns! Let’s hope he starts up on how it was stolen by a foreigner too. He’s a giant, puffy, orange, baby and I love to watch him cry!

In the immortal words of Jeffrey Lebowski, he’s not wrong, he’s just an asshole.

Look who’s running against him. They’re all varying degrees of bigotry, misogyny, fascism, xenophobia, and reactionary delusion. They’re all “chilling.” But on the plus side, the momentum, the cultural spotlight and progressive strides achieved for gay pride, black lives matter, female empowerment, sustainable energy,…

To add, though. Lots of heartbroken mothers missing quinceaneras and communions and proms. Frantic phone calls to arrange alternate Tooth Fairies. Cheating spouses. Sometimes with sisters. Coughs that never went away. Lumps on breasts filed away on forms, waiting and waiting. Unfilled cavities. Bug bites. And never…