You know what really fries my nads? Whenever a male celebrity is caught cheating, he always just has some kind of "sex addiction." David Duchovny did the same thing. But shit man, let's just call it what it is: you're famous, you can get poon where ever, whenever, so you're taking advantage of your celebrity status…

As the child of an addict, I can't recommend this enough.

The chemicals in addictive drugs mostly stimulate the producers or receptors of the neurochemicals associated with euphoria. Orgasms also stimulate the same endorphins. I think most people don't get addicted to sex because it's such a short "high" and the effort:high ratio is kinda meh. But if you do, there's no way…

Your obese neighbours probably live-cam that shit and have thousands of fans worldwide.

According to Gabor Mate and Bruce McDonald, addiction (all the addictions, so not just to illegal drugs but also to sex, work, shopping) is about lack of psychosocial integration and trying to feed an emotional hunger that is also physical, because of how emotions are processed by the brain. They explain it WAY…

I don't know how she can resist.

This is a genuine comment on the E! Emma Stone article:

This. I had a friend whose boyfriend cheated repeatedly and his defense was always that it "just happened." I never got that. There is always a moment when you can choose to cheat or choose to be faithful.

SOMETIMES DEAN JUST FALLS INTO OTHER WOMEN'S VAGINAS, ALRIGHT??!

Tori says:

I've never cheated or been cheated on but all of this language around it makes cheating sound like an accident, something akin to spilling your drink or running a stop light. Unless you're very intoxicated, how can cheating be an accident? Especially when you go about hiding it for weeks on end? That's not an accident.

"That's my worst nightmare, I cheated on my wife,"

Dodai, I would love if you would do one of these with bridal magazines. Some of that shit is equally bananas, just in fewer hues. Ladies who wear their skinny jeans and cardis and Tory Burch flats on the regular go APESHIT when it comes to wedding fashion, and suddenly there are more ruffles and sparkles than Liberace…

If your daughter is well-endowed, please don't insist she wear a mother-of-the-bride dress because it comes with a matching bolero jacket ("The jacket will cover THOSE" - my mother). I can still hear my mother yelling "the boobs! the boobs!" every time I came out of the fitting room in something age appropriate.

This will get you kicked out of prom pronto.

Wow. This is awfully snarky. Even by Jez standards. Who knows why she took off the ring? She made a mistake and now she surely feels like shit about it.

So, one of those egg council creeps got to you, huh?

It is ridiculous because she is using that term to bring to mind rape culture and the marginalization of women, implying that she is similarly discriminated against because she's a vegetarian (which she flat-out said later in the thread). To compare servers rolling your eyes at you to the systematic, global oppression…

Can we officially declare anti-vegetarians as more irritating then vegetarians already? I've witnessed vegetarians living up to the "smug, self-righteous" stereotype maybe once in my life. Yet hardly a week goes by where I don't witness meat-eaters making a bunch of shrill remarks about how insufferable vegetarians…

I've heard a lot of vegetarians say they're healthier.