She's in a robe and bowling. I didn't think I could love her more, and yet I was just proven wrong.

Mellie is now the First Lady of Zero Fucks.

All I care about is Mellie.

These bastards are cast aways on an island getting wine drop offs.

I'm pretty sure Kanye is a king, of the House of West, not Prince Kanye of the Wests. Prince/Princess rank isn't majesty! It's highness (sometimes serene). I totally agree that Kim is a princess of the House of Kardashian. Get your titles right, Jezebel! Gosh it's like you don't study the monarchy as obsessively as I…

That hem length + boot height = crime against all human eyeballs. Seriously, how does she not see how stumpy and ungraceful that makes her look? I have no other objections to her outfit, but that one is a big one.

And Kanye is wearing the Mario Kart Speed Booster Arrow haircut.

"We can't have a law that will be changed when another government comes in."

Because they hate themselves. I knew someone like that once, and that was the truth for her.

Literally unrecognizable. Kelly is obviously Kelly though!

I legitimately only found Beyonce in that picture by a process of elimination.

"Jennifer Lopez's exes might write a tell-all alleging that she sacrifices chickens"

SHIT. You're right. I totes misunderstood that in law school!!

OMFG IT WAS A JOKE I WAS MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE WHO SAY THESE TYPES OF ASININE THINGS.

SORRY if you don't get your SLUT PILLS for FREE, this is AMERICA and we have something called the CONSTITUTION that guarantees our FREEDOM from SLUTS.

Check yourself, Mark. Octopi are ADORABLE. They're also incredibly intelligent and they will one day be kind rulers once they've enslaved humanity... I mean... uh... YOU SAW NOTHING, HUMAN!

Bumping this excellent comment.

This is what desperation does. And pro-birthers don't give a fucking rat's ass about desperate women. You'd better hope you don't find yourself in a desperate situation yourself, because sometimes payback's a fucking bitch.

Callie, have you found any information on where people can donate to Mrs. Whalen's legal defense fund and/or expense mitigation for her family? That would be a very helpful tidbit to highlight if available, thanks!

These girls were on So You Think You Can Dance.