I want to know where that beach is, so I can make it my life mission to get there.

I….. I …… really like what they are wearing. THERE. I said it.

You become stronger as you get older, but you also become more forgetful.

If I could star this more than once, I would.

This is what I was thinking. Movie titles usually change in post-production.

I've stopped short of baking soda, but sugar and olive oil (from Costco!) make a great exfoliator and it's very moisturizing. I started using it because I was cheap, then I kept using it because I liked it so much. I call it my "kirkland spa treatment".

I'm American. We still only get pap smears every 3 years as well, but we get annual STD checks int he exam. You don't have to go to an OBGYN, I go to a nurse as well (only because I really like her and request her every time). You actually don't have to get a annual exam for birth control, but I like to get the STD…

AHHHHHHHHHH HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN?!

I don't think it's weird at all for you to be uncomfortable. I, personally, could give two shits. I think it was because my dad was a doc (not an OBGYN-but still). I remember growing up and having a stomach ache and my dad asking if it was period cramps and if I needed a hot pad and a pain reliever. Oh yeah, and he…

Ha! I want him as my doctor. Seriously, he sounds awesome.

Her eye makeup is really weird. She had gorgeous eyes but they really look strange with that dark line above them.

Wait. Are you saying he was 32 and went to a senior prom as someone's date?

Hello fellow size 10 with hips! I couldn't wait to check out the dresses, either, but it looks like they start at 12. :( I'm seriously thinking about buying one and getting it tailored).

Someone should buy you a drink for this. Perfection.

I actually liked the third one too.

Those goats get me EVERY TIME.

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

I think your taking his comment a little too literally.

And call you a free loading whore.

Ha! My boyfriend is Canadian and we have a running joke that you know someone is Canadian if you bump into them on a street and they apologize to you.