My friend worked at a NineWest in high school. A customer tried to buy shoes with a Gap gift certificate. My friend assumed that the customer just pulled out the wrong certificate and said, "Oh sorry, ma'am, that is a Gap certificate." The customer responded, "So?" My friend explained that they were unaffiliated…

I had a woman come up to the register with one pair of jeans. I rang them up, and she says to me, "Why are those jeans $19.94? Isn't it two for $30?"

Not so much racism as "it was funny when Eddie Murphy did it 30 years ago."

Seriously, dude, don't mess with the greats.

For Christ sake, be original. http://screen.yahoo.com/white-00000011…

Cue influx of people who don't understand how racism and institutional power works in 3, 2, 1....

As a science teacher, it upsets me that shows devoted to science are under scrutiny for not including religion. Science by definition only looks for explainable phenomenon. If there are parts that cannot be explained, they cannot be included in theory. Creationists like to use "God is the explanation" for their…

I don't want any religion in my science, please. Don't mar the truth with superstition.

"Creationists aren't even on the radar screen for them, they wouldn't even consider us plausible at all."

"Creationists aren't even on the radar screen for them, they wouldn't even consider us plausible at all."

Creationists aren't even on the radar screen for them, they wouldn't even consider us plausible at all.

I feel SO SAD for them.

Yes, maybe it should be mandatory to add a sermon on evolution to every church schedule.

Creationist don't believe in science, why do they want to be on a science show?

Gyms have dress codes? Is my ratty t-shirt and shorts still acceptable at the Y?

-JewishGuyWhoGoesToTheY.

she explained the requirements of her religion but was told only that she could wear a baseball cap

But it's not illegal to have a sexual relationship in the home when there's no divorce in question.

Divorce is also very traumatic. Perhaps we ought to outlaw that too? Then again so are unhappy marriages.

Is there any supposed rationale behind the bill, or is it merely misplaced puritanism?