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Winslet also explained how her son Bear

My local independent weekly publishes a "Cheers & Jeers" section and last week some sadsack was lamenting that all the women in this town are out of shape or just after his money. Geez, guy! When you write off "big" women as undateable and call out other women who are only interested in dating you for your money, how

I'm glad I'm not the only one thinking "Jesus, that poor woman's back." I am absolutely amazed that there isn't anything medically wrong with the poor baby. There will be soon if they don't get it under control. . .can there be anything more depressing than a toddler with sleep apnea?

There's nothing medically wrong with Santiago, according to ABC News, he's just been overfed

Yeah, some people assume he was deliberately being cruel. It's entirely possible he thinks he was "helping." A lot of men seem to assume that if a woman is unattractive to them, it's because she just needs to be told how to be more attractive — policed and scolded. Because we aren't bombarded with this stuff all day

GIIIIIIIRRRRRLLLL. GET. IT.

Please, what company is this?

Pretty much, no. GORGEOUS woman. Awful dress.

I was something like 8 months pregnant with my first, and very visibly so I did not just look large (although that would not make it better) and some "lose weight now!" marketing jackasses handed me a flyer. I went home and cried and my husband called and chewed ass, and they actually said "well, maybe she DOES need

Oh man, I hope you stopped running and turned around and punched him the face. Repeatedly.

Actually, George Clooney looks all "dad, please don't wear that needless vest on safari."

To those of you voting red over white wine.

Yes We NCAN!

I don't find it drastic to want to throw a spear through the eye of people who use literally when they do not actually mean LITERALLY. There should be harsh punishments for such things.

I will never not be terrified of nuns.

I.......dont understand.

Episode 74,826 in our ongoing series, Dogs are Better than People.

Sometimes it pays to be picky.

Anyone else out there really over Jimmy Kimmel?