I want to head butt your "friend". Not really, but that is disgusting. Your "friend" sounds like the type of person who is too selfish to have good friendships with anyone.

I snorted. Well done.

Dude, you really missed the point of the article.

I just looked him up and he has a quote where he says "you don't fuck someone with your dick, you fuck them with your whole body."

It is absurd and disturbing.

This little girl is going to save the world in twenty years... or something. It's like the lions knew she had to be saved. At least that's what I'm choosing to believe.

RE: Seth Rogen and Anna Faris

cool! I haven't seen this before....

Well, I know what my nightmares are going to be about tonight.

Wow. I have not seen the movie. But the rape scene you describe is deeply disturbing.

There actually is an ancient text of Gospel of Mary Magdalene, it just wasn't accepted as one of the four Holy Gospels back when early Christians put the New Testament together. It actually says the other apostles were jealous of her because he gave her so much attention. It also has a line that is translated as…

Re: Number 1

Yes. Yes to all of this. I went to high school with a majority Irish Catholic student population. I was SO SICK of the I'm a victim of "Irish need not apply".

oh fuck yes!

Exactly. Having a vagina doesn't equal thriving in formalized monogamy.

OOOoooo! That sounds like a lot of fun! I would love to get my makeup done that elaborately.

I know! I decided it made sense not to keep talking to him to find out.

This is so true. I find parents as well as other adults always assume that kids are stupider than they really are. "What's the problem!? She doesn't understand what we're saying! She's only 5!" Kids learn and process a lot from the speech and behavior of the adults around them at a very early age.

Exactly! Her Y-bomb is actually a good way to weed out the jackasses before she wastes any dates on them.

Ugh. My mother has selective memory too. Although, it's about comments related to weight or losing weight. I've never been able to understand her denial. I'm also terrified that I'm going to do that to my future daughter.