I used to like to get drunk at a bar, make out with a stranger somewhere reasonably secluded, and then leave with my friends who I showed up with, but ymmv, I guess.

The thing about her that freaks me out is the slick over the top production that has stolen it's sound from 60's pop music and sucked out what little soul it had to begin with.

It just means like"on point". Slang; just roll with it. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?ter…

Re: Meghan Trainor. No thanks. But thanks for the reminder:

I feel like this has been addressed in past dirtbag installments, but ... what is up ... with the floating ellipses on the TMZ ... website? ... I don't ... usually click the links ... but this time I did ... and that is distracting ... ...

I feel like those cats should have been the closer for this dirtbag, both because I had a hard time concentrating on any other story after KITTIES!!! and because they would have been a welcome palate cleanser after that Shia TheBeef grossness. Scottish Folds are cute enough that I occasionally dream of considering…

This is super gross, but someone I know has similar softness/flaking issues, and they mix Knoxx gelatin with hot water & drink it. It smells bad, and I don't even want to think about drinking it, but it helps.

Wait, you didn't take him up on that?! But he was offering you the opportunity to be his wife! You could have "sucky sucked" him for the rest of your lives!

Now I just want to talk about the Clunes. And mainline some PBS reality shows from ten years ago.

Remember when he convinced himself that he needed to see a doctor because he lost all of his modern-life fat and thought that he was "malnourished"? And then the doctor was all, "Naw, dude, that's just what happens when you're not sitting behind a desk all day. You're probably the healthiest you've been in your adult…

Mark, you just know that if the Kardashians were on Frontier House, they would be that SoCal family that cheated their way through.

I don't know. I don't watch reality television and this whole thing is gross. It's gross. I don't do spiritual faith. I live by a moral code that doesn't promise me any reward for being a good person.

As I understand it, the joke is actually a sharp criticism of Grande's whole "sexy baby" schtick. She/her team is simultaneously infantalizing and sexualizing herself. Which is creepy. And gross. Madeline is pointing out the gross, but she's not the one creating it.

Or even just the gross shit he's said about her. And how fucking gross it is.

I feel like you don't ask that question in such a socially high-stakes way unless you are 100% SURE of a yes. A person who knows and loves me would not propose to me in front of that many people.

She laughs, adding: "Isn't that a strange thing to say in front of 3,000 people?"

Re: JJill; I had never heard of them til my sister started shopping there for "teacher clothes". Their clothes are on the conservative side, but if I had dollars to spend on clothes and had to spend dollars on clothes (thrift stores, y'all), I'd for sure buy some pieces from them.

Lol forever. I guess deciding at 16 that you want to be famous, and having that dream work out is a good way to walk the earth as an emotionally stunted individual your whole life. Being born wealthy prolly helps along the way on that one.

Same thing happened with my niece. Lucky for the human race, by the time they're 4, you're pretty invested. ;)

Right? Toddlerhood is a really emotional time. They're just not big enough to understand things like delayed gratification and the limits of their tiny little bodies.