Thank you! I was similarly confused by this. I know that dudebros use the most dumbed-down, out-dated slang. And I get that as people age, they sometimes don't realize just how dated their vernacular is, but come on. Did anyone under the age of 45 read this menu before it was sent to the printer???

What? How does *any* food professional (or "food" "professional" for that matter) get away with refusing to put *anything* in their mouth? Never mind a very common food? You mean, like, regular scrambled eggs? Not like, (I forget the name) that Chinese dish of fermented in the sun for 28 days duck eggs?

I had to stop reading this to say a) I don't care what his ethnicity is (is Assface an ethnicity?), if, as I assume, "Guy-tallian" is a play on "Eye-tallian" (you know, the racial slur sometimes shortened to Eye-tie), that calls for at least a bit of indignation on the part of sane people and b) Pinkham, after this…

Yup. Or better yet, Cass' from Saved! This is the best pic I could find, but that suit was Hottt. ETA, Kinja'd. :/

Wtf? I just recommended my own post? Is there a way to undo that? KINJAAAAAA!!!

Yeah, I was surprised the existence of this was news to anyone at this point & I don't eat fast food. A coworker once referred to this as a "McLovin'" & I had no idea what he was talking about. Turned out, he was trying to tone down the ick factor of the name b/c I'm *such* a *lady* (/s/). I kinda feel like the…

"Heather Locklear and Richie Sambora went to Mexico together."

I had a guy do a very similar thing with my OKC. My profile says clearly that I'm in a relationship and looking for friends and activity partners. The first time around he was weird & clearly didn't get it, so I stopped responding. The second time he sent me a message that said "would the piercing go thru the clit?"…

I just wanted to say, this is quickly becoming one of my all-time favorite features. And thanks for this one: I'm having a bad time in life right now, & all of these stories really brightened my day. (Until they made me completely lose what little faith I had left in humanity. Which is temporary: I always forget so…

Burt's Bees. Three Bucks.

OMG! I thought this too! The first time I heard the term used (in my early 20's), was by my boyfriend at the time and his roommate, referring to their other roommate. I was like"what?" so they repeated it, but wouldn't explain. I spent the whole summer trying to puzzle it out, "Maybe it means she likes it when guys…

Lindy, we love you, just be careful when you work on your night cheese!

Hahahahaha. I remember reading that somewhere, possibly Cosmo. Specifically a pearl bracelet, or necklace, right? There was a period of time in the late 90's when (for like 4 or 5 months in a row) every month's cover was a girl posing with her hand on her hip, looking like she was about to take her pants off. I'd buy…

I fucked it up though. I always goof on that one in particular. It's "all the different ways", I think.

They're real good sex people. They do all the things.

I agree that boycotting the Games is not going to punish the athletes (and that athletes really maybe ought to take Russia's civil rights issues into consideration before agreeing to participate). I posted something on Facebook a few days ago, asking if anyone I know is planning to boycott the coverage and/or the…

Yeah, I found that phrasing really gross too. :(

This may be the first time I've been pleased that Lena Dunham is "the voice of her generation". Mostly she annoys me, but this is an excellent, succinct way to voice the fact: survivors of sexual assault do not speak out about their experience(s) for fun or revenge! I don't know if anyone else has heard about this,…

Ah, but does an Oxfam ambassador gig pay the big buck$?