He was only a shitty person if you think genocide is bad.

Considering how shitty of a person he was, I’d say complaining about Andrew Jackson should be allowed in perpetuity. 

“What do you mean we won’t change the Chargers fight song to ‘Every Sperm is Sacred’?”

“Becoming A Less Relevant Franchise Than Tennessee and Jacksonville: A How To Guide: by Dean Spanos.” Coming to a bookstore near you.

The Tigers offense also had Miguel Cabrera, Victor Martinez, JD Martinez, Ian Kinsler, and Torii Hunter.

This happens to me NOW.

It’s not even like after seasons of 11, 12, 13, and 14 (!) wins there was even a heartbreaking Super Bowl loss. Of course not! Just a single appearance in the AFC Championship game where they lost to - natch - the Patriots.

My grandfather lived for 20 years after the Colts absconded to Indianapolis, and until his dying day, he referred to them as the Baltimore Colts. Never even corrected himself. I used to think he was senile or obtuse, or some combination thereof. But now I understand, because there will always and forever be a San…

I like to think he screams “That’s what you get!!” repeatedly at his wife after he climaxes.

Yuh huh. You want depressing? 

I don’t think I’ll ever remember that the Chargers moved to LA. In a decade, I’ll see LAC on the ticker at the bottom of the screen and still think that the Clippers are playing the Broncos for some reason.

“Some people are fans of the Los Angeles Chargers.”

I’m thinking “set.......HUT” is his makin’ babies noise.

65% of Charger fans have at one point lived in Philip Rivers’ ballsack.

If the Chargers can’t put a decent football team around him, then damnit, Philip Rivers is gonna make one.

The Cowboys are “America’s Team” in that we have a president who suggested we nuke hurricanes. That is the Cowboys.

Holy hell, Irsay was a fucking madman. That’s some proto-Trump shit right there! 

You have to take a few min and read this 1986 scorched earth profile of Bob Irsay from the SI Vaults. It’s cliche to say sports journalism no longer has teeth but this piece has teeth made of knives and flaming swords.

Irsay’s mom calls him “a devil on earth.” He denies being raised Jewish and uses Jewish slurs. He…

but as long as minorities are worse off and their reps are praisin’ Jaysus these idiots don’t care that their state is dying. 

The Luck decision is one of those examples, as has been now widely discussed, about how much getting that correct coach at the beginning of a QB career is crucial. Especially since when you are young, you think you can endure so much more before then the body starts reminding you that no you really can’t.