So last year NFL revenues were about 16 billion dollars, of which players get a little less than half, call it 8 billion. 53 NFL players x 32 teams x $60k each = $102 million, for all the players combined. A reduction in pay of 99%. 

I always refer to him as Handjob Bob but "Two Tugs" is pretty great too.

It’d be even more fun if they grew back inside their esophagi with that added bonus of obstructing airflow.

Seems shortsighted to me. What’s he going to do without football? Other than his family, tens of millions of dollars, a Stanford education, and relative youth, football was all he had going for him.

Groan, here's your star.

I guess you could say Indy's luck has........run out.

Women who complain of rape are not “accusers”. They are alleged victims, plaintiffs or complainants.

I can’t breathe.

My friend is a former ADA. She said women were much worse jurors for rape trials than men in her area. Something about women reflexively judging the victim and picking out all the things the victim did wrong to make themselves feel like a rape could never happen to them.

Timely and horrible.  Here is your pulled-from-my-clenched-fist star.

You’re just realizing that women can be incredibly nasty and backstabbing towards other women on juries (or presidential elections)?

I’ve been on two juries. Both experiences convinced me never to do anything that would put me at the mercy of the judgment of my peers, because the shit people SAY back there...

A jury of nine women and three men

I hate it when I have to chase those obnoxious, belligerent, remorseful drunks down in the parking lot and drag them kicking and screaming back to my bed.

“Worst timeline... WITH AUTHORITY!”— Marv Albert

they saw this and he was still acquitted. jurors are trash, straight up trash

To be fair, he wasn’t holding 2 forms of ID while on camera assaulting her.

“Former Michigan State men’s basketball player Mateen Cleaves was acquitted...”

Cleave to sports!