It is when he’s breaking laws all the time and being a shithead. A President doesn’t deserve respect just because he’s the President. A President deserves respect when he upholds the values of the office.

Get fucked.

It’d be really interesting to see what an actual free market looked like if consumers had access to all relevant information. 

What I find hilarious about this is that Conservatives used to always talk about how the free market was the solution to everything. But when people actually use the free market system to punish companies with bad views, suddenly they all get up in arms that liberals are actually doing what they said to do.

We had our third non-losing season in 20 years, added a couple offensive pieces, and now our idiot fans thinks the Browns are going to the fucking Super Bowl.

It is SO WEIRD to see the Browns WYTS this late in August.

I would actually kind of love it if this became the “Al Capone tax evasion” of the Trump administration. If manage to dodge all the accusations of obstruction but end up in prison for throwing a shitty, expensive party, it would have a certain poetic grace.

This right here was the scariest shit Ive ever seen an athlete do and I ain’t been right with the NFL since and all the other bullshit this League goes out and does.

Honestly, it was that SNF game where Kuechly was crying from his severe brain injury that really turned me off being a devoted fan. His unfocused eyes and uncontrolled emotions were really, really scary - like seeing someone you know act bizarre. And we all knew it was from a hit to the head. Just awful & I’ll…

The Panthers are the most McMansiony of all the newer NFL teams. There’s a flashy surface value to them that covers up cheap drywall, a leaky roof, and faulty plumbing that always need fixing every couple years. They have the personality of a subdivision called Gridiron Grotto where there’s an artificial lake that is…

Submissions for the NFL previews are closed. Next up: Cleveland Browns.

I feel like there are any number of potential creative ways to make the best of honoring the letter of that contract. Place a plaque reading, “<— Fuck This Guy” two feet away, or strew birdseed on the ground every morning until local pigeons are trained to come and shit in that specific spot.

“Luke Kuechly shouldn’t be on a football field anymore but he’ll play until he’s 37 anyway and die when he’s 52.”

Note that the more in charge she got, the less interested he was.  He may still be mystified by his sudden lack of interest... but it’s pretty obvious from his description.  She didn’t allow him to take the role of the aggressor, so suddenly it wasn’t sexy anymore.

He is one of those guys who you know insists he is “totally not angry, just finds it interesting.” at least a dozen times a day.

Yeah its so boring which is why I remember exactly how she looked, what she said, what she was wearing, how she tasted, how she felt... but I was terribly bored the entire time. It’s definitely not the only time I almost had sex.

Also I went to Harvard and she was totally impressed with that. I didn’t bring it up, she…

Love to write shitty Penthouse Forum letters about my sex life that also mention superfluously that I went to Harvard.

He may have misunderstood what people were talking about when they said they were dealing with 30-50 feral hogs.

I’m still not convinced that picture isn’t some kind of Weird Al parody shot from 1985.

Very surprised Drew didn’t mention the 1972 Dolphins in his “what has always sucked” section. Those motherfuckers are the worst kind of Boomers, rooting for the failure of Millennials while spewing that “back in my day” bullshit.