@amphytrite: It's absurd.

Hold everything...I'm late reading the list and I'm sickened to learn that Jesse Eisenberg (or as I refer to him every time I see him on screen "That twitchy little fucker") garners a nomination instead of Ryan Gosling for "Blue Valentine???!!!" This is bullshit politics at work, man.

@mirror_father_mirror: Oh, I get the feeling that she is aiming higher publicity-wise.

@QueenOfTarts: Yeah, she's so rehearsed that it's almost insufferable.

I applaud this girl, and yet I can't help but think she's looking for some Hollywood deal...telly chat show for teens or perhaps a Lifetime movie on her life.

It would've been more mysterious had she been named Beloved.

@SpasticFurchild: Oprah will give Patricia a brand new car!!!!

@curiousgeorgiana: Happy does indeed look it! He's smiling, by gum.

Jack's wife is named Elaine - Elaine LaLanne- which I find to be perfect.

@quatrevingtquatre: Bloody brilliant!

The Church's Steve Kilbey + Japan's David Sylvian + Spandau Ballet's wardrobe= 1984 Rickey Gervais.

@PurplelifeheartsMizJenkins: Bill Murray has no patience for primadonna asshats.

@TopLevelExecutive: Reportedly Liu almost got physical with Murray, but Murray also had little patience for Barrymore and Diaz's diva behavior on the set.

I just thought of the great Bill Murray (who famously did not get along with the three twits Barrymore/Diaz/Liu) in that dopey Charlie's Angel's film.

Ah the '90's...When Julia Roberts made crap films and was still allowed a career. I feel for ya Eric Roberts, I really do...Forgive me, but that photo from Sleeping with the Enemy brings it all back.

I'm shocked, shocked I tell you!

@sissylarue: Oh I disagree; I've seen Zahara smile in photos. Poor baby Louis is positively morose.

Cute bambino, but EVERY photo he takes, he looks so unhappy!

Letterman and Betty White...Two comedy legends...This is the way late night telly should always be.

I thought that she handled this moment in a deft manner. Bravo.