It was to be my post: Madonna never could act.

Too bad that she sounds like him too.

Agreed. I marvel that a 9 yr old kid is getting racked for her lack of musical talent. I find THAT wildly inappropriate.

Thank Christ. You can keep Ferguson, Leno, and O'Brien...all pretenders to the late night throne. David Letterman has no modern peer.

Thank you. It's like a vicious Romper Room around here.

You're nuts.

Hey, I'm young and I thought that Bob Hope was the funniest thing all damn night...It woke me up and made me laugh...out loud...and hard. "Welcome to the Academy Awards, or as it's known in my house...Passover."

This new layout is doing my head in...I hate it...Let's revolt and get the fucker back...Who's with me?

Jesus, that is one evil bitch. Send this asshole to another country and let's keep that poor kid.

Then let's cuff The Facts of Life's Lisa Whelchel...hot sauce isn't exactly a condiment in her household.

@RayBradbury's_ElephantMonastery: You beat me to it!

Hot damn it, Peter O'Toole is too b-e-a-u-t-i-f-u-l.

Lordy, that is one hideous dress.

God, I really miss Heath.

@BerlinerNYC: No, you got me all wrong. I referred to Manson by his real name, "Brian Warner," when he was charged with no longer shocking the general public.

@BerlinerNYC: What's wrong with his real name?

@Dancing Queen: These twits are like, "Bruce Springsteen musta just walked in."

@AngriestGeek: "Sheen Bender" sounds like a male porn star name..."Sheena..." ah, piss it, for this has grown tiresome.

I find more troubling the fact that Charlie Sheen once shot his fiance (actor Kelly Preston) in 1990 (no charges) and physically assaulted a porn star (charges dropped) in the mid 1990's.

Methinks twitchy Jesse Eisenberg stole Michael Cera's act.