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IS IT ALWAYS ILLEGAL TO KILL ELIZABETH PERKINS? is the way I read it, as the likeness is uncanny!

I always thought Larry King's backdrop was a friggin' Light Bright set...as he does love the shiny objects.

@LongBoarderLC: Glamour magazine, a la George (from Seinfeld)

@CherM2222: Ditto. It was the worst eight years for this country.

@AllieCaulfield: Me? Capricorn...like Billy Ray Valentine. Pleased to meet me.

Libras make the best hostages.

@briarbite: I completely disagree: American Idol has nothing to do with music.

@TeenageGangDeb: I was telling a friend just the other day that we no longer have the talented journalists of yesteryear...Vanity Fair hires hacks...ditto Rolling Stone...I recall Spin magazine putting Marilyn Manson on the cover a few years back & the "writer" did drugs with dipshit Marilyn in a bathroom.

"I give up. Don't shoot!"

"OH YEAH!!!!" Sorry, Sherri Shepherd reminds me of the Kool-Aid dude...minus the astute intellect.

I wonder if Johnson & Johnson's Baby Oil has shares in Beyonce's Heat.

"You're not the regular cabana boy..."

Pink looks more and more like Eddie Izzard.

Uh, that would be "No." I'll take a dead Brando to block.

You're so pregnant, Willow.

@Helen Skor: I'll do it, by gum...get me on the horn w/ a NYC literary agent!