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@Tara Incognita: Yeah, I always wished Princess Diana had muttered to Charles: "Grab a dictionary, jackass." Perhaps Diana secretly thought it.

Prince William is beautiful...Kate is beautiful...Stevie Wonder's "Isn't She Lovely" should be playing in the background whenever she speaks.

@Helen Skor: Thanks! Dunno if this is fit for the kiddie set...How 'bout Field & Stream?

@Lorin: You know I can't speak Spanish.

Sarah Palin then kills and skins the Mama Bear, turning it into Todd's new snowmobile outfit. The Palin children are secretly horrified, but smile for the cameras.

@a_common_reader: I don't personally know Kate, but by all accounts, she is extremely down to earth and kind to others.

@Morwynn: Yeah, get Antoine on this...fast!

WTF? Are they remaking Deliverance? Get the cats away from the bloody gators...get your children away from the bloody gators...put down your damn camera and get away from the bloody gators. These fuckers need to be respected, so please keep your distance.

This confirms what I've always suspected about Oprah: She is a thin skinned, self regarding jerk.

@shananigans: Ditto. He is not some wind up clown...Tracy is actually smart & thoughtful.

"No, I wouldn't go that far." Tracy cracks me up...he is funny & can turn morose on a dime.

@Cheney Guevara: I used to call this stupid show "Are You Hurt?"

Shayne Lamas is a dial tone.

"Pleasure is a deep and profound good." Sing it, sister.