@saintbernadette: Hey lady, give me a grape.

My thoughts on this subject:

What a cute little poindexter!

I was wearing Chanel #22.

I got my black belt in bar stools.

@AngriestGeek: Yeah, the Wings dude gets whacked by Stacy from Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

@morninggloria: The Nigerian prince? Give him my regards...and tell him that the check is in the email.

@Mblase: Yeah, the handmade "Aloe Vera" Roberts wore during the time she was schtupping a married man is pretty hard to forgive or forget.

I wonder if ol' Julia Roberts is a practicing Hindu whilst parking (repeatedly!) in handicapped spaces.

The whole issue is deeply stupid...Scarlett Johannson as Marilyn Monroe is absurd...Lindsay Lohan as Marilyn...Nicole Kidman as Marilyn. Make it stop.

@so5minutesago: Make it 6 degrees of Jerry Lee Lewis.

The Royal Family should let the DNA breathe once in a while.

@wakwito: @Allabouteve:

What's with the Brad hate? Also, you really think he got that lucky?

The only thing that office party needed was a runaway John Deere lawn tractor.

Got Botox?

Goddamn, this warms my little black heart...Between that harmonica in the background & Jack's sweet wisecracks reminds me of an ancient Bobby Dylan.

@Ipomoea: John Tesh: The Early Years.

@Nell_fersher: He found out that his mum is Santa Claus.

Antoine is an internet superhero for telling it like it is...not like it should be. He is also a natural in front of the camera...& naturally funny. HBO's True Blood should recruit him...However, Antoine may just be too cool for the likes of Hollywood.