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@Rare Affinity: But not only does she have a different body type, Jolie's face looks nothing like the legendary beauty...also Taylor has such a soft, feminine loveliness and manner that Jolie simply cannot carry.

@Dakota_55: It most certainly would require a gorgeous, classically beautiful unknown actress...not action figure star Angelina Jolie.

Angelina is set to play Elizabeth Taylor in an upcoming bio pic... to which I ask the obvious question:

@Nick: Truly, one of the worst ad campaigns...and still running.

No Coke, Pepsi...Cheeburger! Cheeburger! SNL sure was great once upon a time.

@BabyJane: Yeah, Charlie Sheen is the highest paid actor on the telly...earning 2 million per episode. Makes me wanna barf up a lung.

I just hope Madge puts a sexy, roaming lion somewhere in the film...

@BabyJane: Honestly, I was not aware this show was still on...I don't even know anyone who watches the damn thing.

I love that in the first screen grab, Babs is looking at Elisabeth like a parent looking at their tactless child: "One stupid word, and no ice cream after dinner."

@Lorin: Beep, beep.

I prefer the title "Mommy and Mimi"...I'll expect a check in the mail.

Jessica Simpson looks like she's trying out for Solid Gold.

The aluminum siding sales dept. sure is fancy.

@footnotegirl: I mucked up the reply...please see below.

Anna Wintour scares me not because she is reportedly a nasty piece of work...it's due to her resemblance to Michael Caine in 1980's "Dressed to Kill."

@sensitivitycop: For your efforts, an astronaut application form.