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Every time i play Scrabble or Words with Friends and all i have are vowels, i end up thinking, "If we were playing Hopelandic rules, I'd crush this! "
In my world, i endlessly charm myself with my rapist wit.

Have you read his AMA? Holy shit, i hadn't laughed that hard in a long time. It was brutal.

Was gonna say the same thing, but then I thought, "Surely someone must have beat me to that."
Well done, Shirley.

No doubt version 9.5 will allow 3rd party VST plug-ins. Be patient.

Mine too! Do we have shitty phones or does everyone experience this? It's my most prominent 1st world problem this year!

I'm sure that if Trump demanded to be in a mash up of those two movies, called Dick Face, we would all happily oblige.

I saw this while in the Peace Corps. That end reveal cracked us all up. As if only ugly people can be charitable (we were all hideous)

Holy shit! I should have read down further! I made the same reference.

I wondered this the first time i saw Heathers back in the day. I wondered how they dealt with the Martha Dumptruck thing. Seemed kinda fucked up.
On the other side of that, i saw The Truth About Cats and Dogs and wondered why Janene Garofallo (sorry for butchering that spelling) was supposed to be the Ugly One when i…

The season season is my FAVORITE season of The Two Coreys. They learn all about paprika and thyme.

Montvilla?!

As someone who had to live with camel spiders for two years, i would much rather fight Saddam and Hitler with nothing but a butterknife.

I'm so sorry! I have failed you as a fellow Disqus-er!
If it makes you feel any better, when my dad was young he looked like Sly. I was raised knowing being told that, of knowing that and bragging about it to kids on the playground. So when I saw this movie, it took me about 30 seconds to realize that I just saw my…

If you would like to die having never seen Stallone's sex face, then you should probably avoid it.

I just came across Stumbleine while browsing around Bandcamp. Holy SHIT! Their (her? His?) new album is crushingly beautiful. Like if Burial and Robin Guthrie got together to make music for lovers.

Have you listened to that new Blanck Mass album? It's been making my work days blast by in a blur. And that closing track is epic!

I like the way you think.

I can buy that! Did we just make a trilogy?!

Ronin is on my short list of endlessly rewatchable films. It's a brilliant flick. I still get hung up on Jean Reno's seemingly out of nowhere VO at the end, however.
I have a personal theory that it's a secret prequel to DeNiro's The Score. There's a point in Ronin where he mentions something about getting out of the…