Can somebody sell this band to me? I've tried, and i just don't see why they're so big.
And it makes me irrationally irritated when bands "break up" and then get back together in under 10 years. That's like making your 3rd album a Greatest Hits. That's clown shit, man!

I ran in to an old friend about a year after this came out. I loved it and he said he thought it sucked because of the ending. "Just some dude standing in the corner. Big whoop." I explained WHY he was in the corner and reminded him of the earlier bit with the killer. He paused, thought for a second, then let loose…

The film and the book are two of my favorite works of art. Both so devastatingly beautiful and dream-like.

And every time i see the name Jeff Fahey, i think John Fahey. That would have made Lawnmower Man a hell of a lot more entertaining.

KRS-1 does this too, but since he's so g.d. ferocious on the mic, he gets a pass on my "if you don't have the accent, don't use the accent" rule. H.R., if what I've read is true, also gets a pass. Justin Bieber and Cher don't. John Candy does. Peter Cetera and Bill Cosby? No.

Yeah, I'm with you on that.

Why has no one given this person a standing golf clap?!

Have you ever movied? There's been a metric ton (understatement of the year) of found footage horror movies since Blair Witch. They won't stop! Bobcat Goldthwait even made one.

Oh good, I'm not the only one.

Which one is this? I might have to make it my theme song.

'Hail Satan' always works for me.

Don't worry, I caught that. Very clever!

And no one can afford bullets!

Ok, good. I was hoping i read that wrong. Turns out it was just written wrong.

You're thinking of colon cancer.

Don't worry, it happens to the best of us… just not that horribly.

I believe you're thinking of Hyperbastan. The econony of Hyperbole is far too diminished due to IMF "assistance" for it to even begin to think about making a dent in the action film market.

Ugh… I've seen none of these, but CGI blood is unforgivable.

Considering that a 2x4 isn't actually 2x4 anymore, this makes sense.

I only dig her when she dips beneath the lasers.