I remember the moment i realized that Rolling Stone was a burning landfill fueled by acres of ABC bubblegum : when Tom Waits' 'Mule Variations' came out, it got a lesser score than an N'Sync (or that other band) album that was also reviewed in that issue. Even at my most bored, i will not read that magazine again .
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Jesus , that's the best headline I've ever read. Well done! How much fun did you have writing this?

Does that mean that Pigface's first album is coming out with a new album?

Oblio shits on this movie. He shits hard, with a vengeance.

I second that! Had they made some more noise about discontinuing it, i would have bought two of the damn things. I'm more careful with my iPod, which i use daily, than i am with most of the relationships in my life.

Yes. On the mic = Captain Murphy. Behind computerized bleepy-bloopy things = Flying Lotus. Come on, A.V. Club, you need to nerd harder.

I really like the sequel as well. That opening invasion scene is awesome, and that scene when the virus tears through the crowd in the dark, locked room was terrifying. Not to mention the scene when Begby finds his wife strapped to the table. My only beef is when he suddenly becomes a bloodhound and tracks his kids…

Thanks. I'll take what I can get.

He's going on tour with LCD Soundsystem. The "New York is a Goddamn Liar Tour."

Yes, his full name is Jason Voorzees.

I still haven't heard this band, yet I'm salty about them "breaking up" then "reuniting" within the span of a normal album release cycle. I'm grumpy about many, petty things.

I don't see what ass-to-mouth has to do with this article, sir.

If they think they're Above the Law, then they've got another thing coming, cuz they're in Enemy Territory.

They're independent shops. Granted, those are hard to find these days, but they still exist. Their DVDs have extra features AND extra discs if said release has one.

Rental copies with extras do exist. I've got two video stores in my town that has them. I think it's just Red Box that has stripped-down versions.

He does fondly recall the time that either him or his buddy Ray dressed up in blackface as Mr T, so the fake quote has some grounds in reality.

Delivered to a nearly unrecognizable Jon Favreau!

As someone who enjoys the man's body of work, this is something i would probably watch. I wouldn't see it at the theater, obviously. I'm not a complete sucker. But it would be a solid Redbox rental.

If I can recall correctly, someone set up a Steven Seagal account that wasn't the Official Steven Seagal and chimed in with the more absurd answers.

I see you aren't a Dumb and Dumber fan.