That wasn’t a fight. One fan was kind of talking trash, turned around because he thought it’d be some jawing, and that guy just came in and sucker punched him. That’s assault. Not funny, and the reason I don’t go to fucking NFL games with 70K Tommy Toughnuts walking around.

Also, could people please remember this the next 100 times a comment section here is filled with people talking about sororities as nothing but a group of girls buying friends. Here’s one example of why organized groups have value: there was an organization available to make an official response, and they have an…

She seriously looks like the next words out of her mouth are going to be “oh my goddddddd your hair feels like marshmallowwwwwwws.”

For the record, I follow neither of these teams and didn’t even know who Kyle Seager was until just now (i.e. I still don’t know him), but he just looks like the kind of guy you want to hit.

Wow, what an incredible double down on being flat out wrong.

Perfect. $1,300 to read comics. Sounds like a good investment.

Why Your Team Sucks 2015: Apple

Awesome, now maybe the level of Taylor hate on Jezebel can simmer back down to its previous low. A girl could get whiplash around here with how fast people fall out of favor.

Nicki knows who is running this. I bet she won’t speak out of turn again.

I basically babbled. Something along the lines of, “I’m so glad he has such an open minded and loving family, but I’m not a sex worker and I really only know him from the amazing stories my new coworkers tell me. I’m so sorry for your loss, and I’m sure I would’ve loved him but maybe not that way but maybe that way…

So a week after I started this job, a guy who no longer worked at the publication I worked for died in a car accident. I never met him, and he was a copy editor so it wasn’t like I was familiar in any way with him through what he wrote.
But nevertheless, the EOC said everyone needed to go. So I went. And somehow the…

“Exploitation of cheerleaders is prevalent across professional sports.”

As someone who is not in a relationship at the moment, “learning one’s partner” doesn’t really factor into it. Some people are just really great at giving head, others are not.

I originally read this as she survived but also killed her husband. O.o

1 oz vodka

Wat.

When black people do it they’re VERY cool about it.

As with so many military anecdotes, this is impossible to understand.

Came here looking to post most dangerous wienerdog alive video. Was not disappointed.