What does this have to do with Rachel Dolezal, tho?

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There is no way Brett Lawrie was even that articulate. Look at his twitter feed.

Yeah it was a really ugly weekend, but we don’t need a bring-your-own-batteries vs. John Rocker night type of situation. KC won the series. Move on, buddy. I know I did.

They do understand English. They just won’t speak it to you.

Whenever I hear about the Frankfurt Airport, I am reminded of a old joke about the airport.

Does it though?

but also fuck the other guys who are saying 'get him'?

Idk if you really rescued your image with that comment, Kate.

I had to go check to see if this was real.

My family is from Kansas City. My motivation is personal.

Actually, I went on an OK Cupid date with a guy recently who was touching my arm/leg within like, four minutes of meeting each other and it made me SUPER uncomfortable until I finished my drink and then made out with him because his face was hot.

Listen I managed and worked in the industry forever. You know who gets free shit? The people you like. I always sent a glass of champagne or dessert for nice anniversary people or birthday people. But you demand something? No. Not happening.

Kyle running away while trying to remove her mic pack was hilarious. The thought bubble over her head said "It wasn't me!"

I went to a Cards-Royals game in KC several years ago. Always the worst series because of how Cardinal fans flood the stadium in their Eckstein jerseys. My friends and I take our seats in front of some St. Louis chubs who immediately want to start some "friendly" banter about what a treat it will be for us to see a…

I am really surprised Nightengale did't get a quote how the Cardinal Way includes missionary only with deep stares into their wives eyes.....

Someone should ask Mr. Murphy when he made his heterosexual lifestyle choice.

I disagree with the Mets lifestyle.

Yeah he'll have fewer than zero parties to go to.

the real heroes are internet commenters who are always here to remind us how much everyone sucks