“What are we, chopped liver?”
-the Oakland (for now) Raiders

Here’s hoping it’s just a nice news view of the head Doncho tripping and falling on his face.

Tyrod Taylor was good. It's just too bad he was also black.

Dude, slow your roll. I was there, and can confirm that Bud Light was the BETTER option being thrown today. I saw plenty of Busch and Natty Lights on hand. Things could’ve been significantly worse (Ed. Note; they were already terrible.)

Duck Boats, efficiently named as both conveyance and safety precaution for occupants. 

Art.

And that’s how Drew ended up with a size medium Paula Abdul tshirt.

I was expecting “Delilah,” honestly. 

New question, who has their dick out before entering the stall? LOL

Kids are fun to fuck with but you gotta keep it on this side of the line.  I told my niece that, because I’m a lawyer, I had asked a judge to legally change her dogs’ names to Dog 1 and Dog 2 and it was illegal to call them anything else.  That provided humor for a solid year with no obvious psychological scars.

Your boss following you on Twitter is a great opportunity to delete your account and never use that toxic social network again. Think of it as him doing you a favor.

Exactly, you’re basically not allowed to get honest to God stops any more. Better get a pick or a sack because everything is pass interference... just like you can find holding somewhere on the line on every play. I used to know what a bad call was... these days they’re rampant. I like some of the protections they’ve…

Bonus Bonus Story: Same grandpa to this day drinks a glass of milk with crushed up saltines in it before bed. He “likes his milk to have a little texture”.

Imagine these guys giving reports on Space Race. “The National Aeronautics and Space Association has really thought long an hard about their Apollo landing sites!”

If “Tom WHOOPING COUGHlin” is the only thing of value to emerge from the Cryptkeeper piece all year, I’ll be happy.

The same people who insist on using GOAT eight times a quarter are somehow constitutionally incapable of saying NFL and insist on always saying National Football League every single time. The acronym usage and non-usage is mindboggling.

“Meadowlands Nice” is a new kind of heroin, right?

Counterpoint: football with no defense makes every game a glorified scrimmage.

I would rather watch the same five Dodd’s Furniture commercials over and over again until the end of the year than deal with the non-stop bullshit political ads (even on during football -- is nothing sacred?!) telling me that Richard Cordray personally poisoned the milk of every child in the state. (I live in Ohio. I…

then say goodbye to a recently deceased cameraman.