I do the exact opposite; I stand up as soon as the plane takes off

Yeah, but you’re missing the point. We’re idiots. 

- What the Deadspin writers did yesterday is LEGENDARY. It will - quite seriously - be long-remembered in the oral history of the internet. They successfully exposed Jim Spanfeller et al as douchebags across mediums ranging from small podcasts to the CNN homepage. Just unbelievable.

Farmers has pulled Spanfeller’s big ad buy. This is the type of incompetence that deserves an ESPN 30 For 30. 

I’m 100 percent in support of the entire Giz family resigning and creating their own independent publication free from Great Hill’s bullshit, and would do everything I could to help out. And a paywall would totally be worth it if it keeps everyone safe from vulture capitalists.

These dumb motherfuckers running this place stuck autoplay ads everywhere because a fucking insurance company gave them $1 million but then when they realized that all the readers hated it, the insurance company bailed on the deal. Thus leaving the readers extremely pissed about the shitty format and leaving the…

Not sure there’s gonna be a better place to post this, so here we go:

Waited until the final second, then nailed the 55 yarder. Well played.

Hey that piece of shit nestled between that pig’s enormous testicles looks just like Jim Spanfeller! Uncanny!

Wearing a John Rocker jersey is the same as wearing a MAGA hat.

Hey Drew. You’re the best, and good luck with the brain and everything.

Yeah. It could’ve been worse.

Hey, the false start didn’t turn the ball over, which means it’s at most the 6th worst browns play that day. Not even in the bottom 5!

Watching the video and then scrolling down just as the Antiques Shitshow music starts playing has a real Bojack/“Too Many Cooks” feel to it.

Sucker punch and then the hop back/runaway. What a bitch move.

This is not the first instance of violence against referees in amateur soccer in Germany. In fact, this past weekend, the council of amateur football referees declared a strike due to the Berlin Football Federation’s apparent lack of support for them in light of a number of violent on-field incidents recently. 1500…

Not sure of the original source, but this article states there are approximately 50.

Sorry if this should have been clear from the piece but I’m an ignorant novice... what are we doing with the sherry and creme fraiche exactly?

Fair