This is obviously horrible. But I doubt it will have any effect. The republicans don’t even need to pretend to care anymore, optics be damned. I mean they showed us who they are a million times and their asses still got re-elected.

Is this the movie poster for Rocky IV Loko?

Looks like that NYT story and all of the President Bannon talk has officially gotten under Cheeto’s skin.

Even their booing of Goodell is tainted. Everyone else hates him because of bullshit like punishing weed worse than domestic violence, covering up CTE, or arbitrary bullshit like punishing players for celebrating or wearing the wrong shoes.

Makes sense. He’s appointing people who wanna fuck us, he’s issuing executive orders to expand the pool of people to be fucked, he’s pulling the regulations so that we can’t do anything about being fucked, and soon he’s gonna (Eddie Murphy Ralph Kramden voice) staaaaat fuckin...

Thank you for posting this. Also, every attack on out democracy happened on a Friday (so far). By Friday February 3, 2017, Congress might be stripped of their power to check the office of the president. Look what happened with the Muslim ban and how the members of Congress were scrambling to respond.

General strike. Shut EVERYTHING down. We cannot let this go any further. Everyone in the streets. See you there!

Tough shit. I’m tired of being Captain Save-a-Ho to the rest of the knuckle-dragging mouth-breathing country. It’s not MY job to drag you kicking and screaming into the 20th century.

You know, it’s not even something radical for russia. It’s been known through centuries in russian culture that a good husband disciplines her wife through beating. There’s even a saying, which loosely translates as “If he hits you, he loves you”. I’m not shitting you. As much as we’d like to think of them as…

Yep. Shit like this is part of the reason why my feminism isn’t of the “women and LGBTQ people must show nothing but uncritical respect for all things religious” variety. Religion- especially Christianity- is just a belief system that’s open to critique and mockery like any other, especially since it has been heavily…

This. She states:

Lie down with dogs, get up with fleas. Republicans may not all be active racists, bigots, and white nationalists, but they don’t see any of those as being disqualifications for being part of the republican coalition or for being part of this administration. In the reality of trumps 2017 there is not a lot of…

Setting aside how I feel about the fiscal policies of the Republican party, I’m allowed to decide that holding her nose on the enabling and outright encouragement of bigotry, not to mention playing footsie with outright white supremacists, for the sake of promoting her preferred fiscal policies, suggests that her…

Prosperity Gospel assholes are the worst. The. Worst.

Prosperity Gospel assholes are the worst. The. Worst.

If you’re not familiar with the weird double standards and hoop jumping conservative Christians will do to justify their own hypocritical decisions, may I introduce you to the 2016 Presidential Election?

I wouldn’t say that. He’s just a spineless opportunist. He was the man who said he couldn’t vote for Trump after the Access Hollywood tape, and then voted for him. He’s the idiot responsible for countless hearings on emailz, the Clinton Foundation, etc. And yet, he’s more than willing to turn a blind eye to the…

Where’s THAT video? 10/10 would watch

I just like idea of a 70 year-old dunce sitting in on an intelligence briefing, pretending to pay attention when the subject of Russian sex workers comes up. And the “oh shit” look on his orange face. And the wheels start spinning like crazy as to which incident with Russian sex workers it might have been. And how…

From Blatter to pee?