You basically just described my husband’s uncle and cousins.

Any redneck that rolls into North Philadelphia on Election Day is going to have a very bad time.

Ugh what the ACTUAL fuck. What really grinds my gears is that I know a couple policemen who are decent people and have zero marks on their records, wonderful ‘I am here to help protect the neighborhood’ type folk.... But HOLY SHIT the logical twists they all go through to defend the badge at all costs. It’s like a…

Indeed. Philadelphians decapitated that no-good spying Hitchbot. Got what it deserved!

We need to start rebutting “vote your conscience” with “vote your brain.”

Jesus who fed Gizmo after midnight to spawn this horrible gremlin, anyhow?

“Well then,” Giuliani returned, “they never prosecuted elections fraud.”

Our servicemen fought and died so great men could honor their sacrifice and memory by pounding cases of cheap beer and soon vomiting up a beer and convenience store nachos slurry over the filth of a butt strewn muddy ad hoc parking lot on gameday, not so some uppity brown guy could quietly express his displeasure at…

Take your star, you jerk.

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

(Apologies for the wrinkles. It’s been in storage for several years.)

President Clark and the Nightwatch?

God bless you for this fantastic reference.

President Laura Roslin, I think?

My repugnant attitude towards women is making news. Who should I go to for advice? Rudy Giuliani and New fucking Gingrich.

She’s the classic example of somebody falling for the externals. She clearly worships Steve Jobs but not for his insight or financial/tech expertise, rather, she desired his ability to build a cult. She wanted to be revered and studied but honestly thought all she needed was a cool-sounding idea and a turtleneck.

And now you know why your kids need to hear the word “no” and be allowed to fail every so often.

The “punching up / punching down” idea is so overplayed. Who is or is not oppressed should not be the only standard by which we judge something is worthy of justice. Especially since power is a fluid and dynamic thing that changes by circumstance.

Nope. I am from a town of 9,000 (suburbs outside Philly) and the police shot and killed a man with a mental illness while he was seated and handcuffed. There were three to four cops on the scene and one unarmed man dealing who was having difficulty because of his mental illness. The kicker is that no one was held…

Kentucky, Indiana, and Kansas would like a word. And Louisiana will not yield the crown easily.