Of all of the bizarre political twists and turns this country has taken, the strangest one is this: the fetishizing, and elevating, of symbolic gestures, while actual words and actions have become almost irrelevant.

You could have said ‘unicorn’ and saved a lot of typing. LOL.

awwight!

Before the last 48hrs, I’d only ever seen her once on my FB TL, by a FB friend I have who i’d wager Eight Hundred Billion Dollars will vote Trump. Now I’ve seen her 6 times in the last 2 days on my TL, so I finally gave in and watched. I haven’t seen a blonde white girl that hysterical since they ran out of Pumpkin…

“I said I wanted crazy hot, not hot and crazy!”

I travel a bit for work and I do have that moment before I step in the x-ray thing. I know I have no drugs up my butt, but what if I do? I could never be a mule because 100% I would get caught. I was even to scared to try shoplifting. My friends did it but my Catholic guilt wouldn’t let me do it.

Exactly.

+2.

1 for Wreckx, 1 for Effect.

Teddy with the 1-2 stretcha

Is it more disrespectful than having a contingent of the country literally being allowed to get away with murder? Kaep’s doing it because the country is falling short of what the flag is supposed to symbolize. The flag is nothing more than a symbol of the ideology this country is supposed to represent. When the…

proof that even god can sometimes gild a lily.

Donald Trump on Twitter:

Counterpoint; Herman Caine? Uzbekiwiththegoodhairstan?

Mmm. Intergenerational conflict. Bring on the Boomers to shake their walkers and the other Millenials to make fun of them with Snapchat filters. As a dedicated Xer, I shall dutifully express my aloofness by rolling my eyes at all of you.

Better? You never hear about someone getting a “Philadelphian” for sexy time.

Either that or “NOT AGREEING WITH ME 100% AND ALLOWING ME TO SUBJUGATE OR DESCRIMINATE AGAINST OTHERS BASED ON THEIR RELIGION, GENDER IDENTITY OR SEXUAL ORIENTATION IS AN ATTACK!!! I’M UNDER ATTACK!!! HELP!!!!”

If only there was model the US could work off of that would allow affordable health care for all that would not be subject to the whims of the marketplace and private corporations bottom lines. But alas, who can conceive of such a thing.....

Seriously. This piece of shit rushed to cap the illness liability fund and let sick and dying first responders, cleanup crews and their families go broke from uncovered medical expenses at the same time he was waxing poetic about their bravery on talk shows. It was fucking HILLARY who had to clean up his failure to…

I didn’t say we (the Giants) were competent, just that we don’t always have to be.

As an Eagles fan who probably won’t see a Super Bowl in this lifetime, watching Cowboys fans suffer in due to an inevitable collapse is my heroin. May GM Jerry Jones live forever.