I’m old enough to be a fan of AC/DC and G’n’R and....I....uh....what? Who is this for?

So they just....shit on the floor. Is the cleanup spell “Schwiftus”?

And when that happens they’ll be pushing all the poor brown people that they spent decades shitting all over to scream “but what about ME?!?! Help MEEEEE!!!”

MFUA: Make FaceTats Unemployable Again.

These moves echo that of new Philly DA Larry Krasner, who will almost certainly be assassinated by cops living fat in suburban New Jersey off all the overtime they get from weekend protest work (while bitching the entire time) unless he quickly fixes things and then ascends to higher office.

Because Boomer Bob like Barbie. And Boomer Bob gots all the monies.

ATTRACTIVE WOMAN DANCES, FILM AT 11.

Notably, though, 55 percent of white respondents said the flag was a symbol of “Southern pride”

Your gated subdivision in west Florida awaits, Bob.

You guys,

I went down the rabbit hole, all the way to “Rock & Roll Until a Reasonable Hour”. I blame you.

This broke my brain. I dead now.

That symbol at the beginning of the video tells me that she’s gonna say she’s like, 1/64th Cherokee or something so it’s all okay.

Why, WHY did I click on that video??!

If you’re scared of everything, why are you a cop?

Why do we care about elections this far out? And why do we care what Iowa thinks at all? Seriously, I’m asking.

STOP GIVING MONEY TO BILLIONAIRES FOR SPORTS, YOU ASSHOLES.

“Hold that bitch down, you’re Platano Man...hold that bitch down tonight....”

That key is blank in my registry. Huh?

“Look boys, we’re REAL cops now!”