What I wouldn’t give for Philadelphia to issue a statement saying he isn’t welcome here. Period.

Lemme guess, is she originally from New Jersey?

I applaud you all for your resolve - I left the cesspool of ignorant white nonsense that is Facebook in 2014 because I just couldn’t take it anymore.

I will not, in fact, cry when they all die blonde.

“I don’t care whether she’s fucking disabled or not—if I tell her to get out she gets out.”

Getting back at them? The cops *are* the guys who were mean in high school.

Coral Springs is a trash enclave of protected whiteness. I once sat in a corporate training program with the city mayor, who was talking about the contract his business has with the city -- the city he is the mayor of -- with absolutely no regard for the blatant conflict of interest. The whole place is bougie gated…

I’ll keep beating this dead horse: authoritarian mindsets cannot differentiate respect from deference. They’re literally incapable, no matter how they feel about the person in question (my own otherwise-progressive old-school Italian parents still take it very personally when I ask them not to repeat their advice…

So *we’re* the ones that need the training. Cool, cool.

I’m not sure what’s worse - her choices or the likely floral-muumuu-decked Kohls-aspirational white women who’ve never even seen fashion defending her as “the epitome of dignity and grace” (actual, nausea-inducing quote).

Similar to how I used to tell my kids “stay away from the bad man” when in doctor’s waiting rooms and bespoke-suit pharma sales reps would stroll in, all smiles and merch. Seeing the look of confused indignation on their faces was fucking *delightful*. I wholeheartedly endorse this strategy.

Wait, THAT’s what my dad did??! It all makes sense now!!!

I literally spit-took on “whitey senses”.

Careful, don’t feed the troll.

Hate to say it, but....

And he’ll likely get off Facebook too. Yup, any moment now.

I actually really love the adoption, but I have first-hand knowledge that the owner of the Flyers is a loathsome hardcore Israel-at-all-costs guy. And duh, he’s rich. DEFINITELY leans Trump. Find a better mascot.

Some cell phones will also receive a text message reading, “THIS IS A TEST of the National Wireless Emergency Alert System. No action is needed.”

I did say it has the potential to backfire!

Is...is she dressed as a can of Mountain Dew?