That “(legally, of course)“ made me gagggggg.

Every time I read another one of these I feel like some dude out there is saying to himself ‘and that’s why women shouldn’t run shit.’

Gelman is trash. I always say this, but anyone who had these people as a boyfriend and a best friend is just....blech.

I was at the protest in my city on Friday night. At one point, the police all left. The helicopter stayed up, but literally not a police car or officer in sight. Guess what happened? There was a couple minutes of chants, then someone put “This Is How We Do It” on over the PA system and a dance party broke…

They also flipped and burned his car, leaving his ass to walk home.

Today is the centenary of Peggy Lee’s birth. Before there was an Adele or Lady Gaga or a Madonna or Diana Krall or even Carole King, there was Miss Peggy Lee (as she was always billed): writer, arranger, jazz and pop vocalist beyond compare.

psst...it’s Natasia, not Natalia. And the big prize is that the teams get to show their work at Kew Gardens, which is huge. 

Haha I will never get tired of people thinking Onion headlines are real life.

Nothing says “I sit at the cool table” like gatekeeping The Matrix.

I have never seen a mask so improve a person’s looks.

“My father was a marine who fought to protect the laws and government of this country. That is why I demand the right to break those laws and defy that government.”

Also, it’s gross. Also, just because you don’t like them doesn’t mean you should kill and eat them.

Raw or live? They really taste spectacular when you spread honey on your tongue and sit motionless for 6 hours to bait one into your open mouth. The frantic buzzing and dozens of stings as you chew them to death adds an indescribable umami and olfactory notes of cherrywood ash, toasted whole grains, and atrial…

Or the fact that virtually everyone without an allergy will happily chow down shrimp cocktail or crab legs which is effectively a whole aquatic roach and the legs of an aquatic spider. Nothing like a solid dose of dumb as fuck to ruin an otherwise decent day. 

Except for the billions of humans all over the world whose cultures have been eating bugs as food for thousands of years, sure.

a woman asks Cavallari to give her some advice

Oh no, I have my money on him wanting to get them vaccinated. She's antivax.

My grocery store has started stocking MONSTER russets - I got half a dozen this weekend and they’re all at least 5 inches long if not 6. A Baked potato with butter, cheese, chives, and sour cream is one of my favorite “too overwhelmed and/or lazy to cook” dinners, which makes it ideal for the 2018-19 I spent in a…