If American Evangelicals can look at a thrice-married serial adulterer with a history of lying, cheating, and abusing others and decide he’s God’s Instrument, they can spin a rationalization for aliens in a hot minute.

Dunno if these are really even religions. I mean, what’s the use praying if there’s no all powerful being to help you find your keys, or make a dress go on sale.

Samuel L Jackson.

Came for this. Good work.

100%. They can’t get along with the people on this planet, much less another species. 

Just not so friendly to it’s members.

This one:

That thought has crossed my mind as well. Humanity has had its chance. Time for someone else to take the reins.

Filed to: FREE THE NIPPLE

Username appropriateness: Appropriate.

What will the people who have been saying “We wouldn’t criticize them leaving if only they gave up the money” find to criticize them (i.e. Meghan) for now? I’m sure the problem will be that they are rejecting Harry’s poor, vulnerable 90+ year old grandmother, or some other reason.

Literally just breaking:

Yeah, the problem is there’s kids like you and me who looked up “banned books” and read every single one we could get our hands on, and then there are kids who only read if it’s assigned in English class. Those kids grow up to be adults who vote to ban books they’ve never read.

All that rape, murder, and incest. Not to mention the supernatural and all the gaslighting. You’d think that would be the first on their list.

Please ban the bible.

Hair chopsticks has my vote- at least rocketdogs were comfortable.

This:

I’ve legitimately had sports bra panic when I can’t get one off. That sense of “I need to sit down with this thing half-on/half-off and relax for a moment.”

I think knowing the kind of proposal your partner wants is super important. It does seem like most people, at least around here, would not want it to be public. But there are definitely plenty of people who would, for whatever reason. I especially like the reason Lindy West’s husband gave for doing a public proposal:…