It’s entirely possible that I was just in a pissy mood when I watched that episode. Like I said, totally on the bandwagon until that, so maybe I should also rewatch. Who has been your favorite guest? I’m torn between Charlize Theron and motherfucking Guy Fieri. And I’ve yet to watch the Aubrey Plaza so I might do that…

I was very much on the Goldblum bandwagon until I saw him on Hot Ones on youtube. Usually, the host brings out the best out of whomever he’s interviewing, but Goldblum just came off as so fucking arrogant and like, the show was so beneath him, that I forever lost my love/lust for him.

I was hoping for something terrible in regards to your pee bags, like someone was outside and you smacked them in the head with one. 

Small businesses in Boystown will always have money coming in. It’s such a popular neighborhood, even outside of pride, that I don’t think they need to be worried. Also, they aren’t losing the parade, there are just *additional* events around the city. Let’s be happy that small businesses on the south side, for once,…

There are actually a lot of south side events happening this upcoming pride weekend, and I’m super excited to go to them because, as others have said, the parade in boys town is full of straight white assholes getting into fights and groping people. I used to go back as a kid and stopped about seven years ago because…

We might be related! My paternal grandfather’s family is from Tzintzuntzan. 

Can I date you now? 

Perhaps he should read some...

Donnie just opened a Wahlburgers in St. Charles, too. 

It’s an awful song but it makes for a good duet at karaoke!

Yeah, but you can have a “fun approach to fashion” without infantilizing yourself, which is what she seems to be doing. Fuck, she can keep piling on the glitter, but maybe approach it like, I dunno, Brie Larson’s character in The Unicorn Store, where she wears a suit made out of tinsel and looks like a badass. 

Wait. What’s wrong with Clamato?! 

Actually, we should be completely avoiding the sun so we don’t get cancer. BLOCK THE SUN OUT, TOO MANY CONSEQUENCES. 

Yeaaaaaah... I don’t think this is the way either? I mean, isn’t Milano negating the women and girls that, un-fucking-fortunately, do not “choose” to have sex? If this thing actually picks up momentum, I feel like it is just going to make certain dudes more aggressive and turn to rape, because ultimately, it’s all…

That sounds fucking awful of them. Perhaps well-intended, but fuck no. I’ve only really move twice and have NEVER asked family for help. I don’t want people touching my stuff, making comments, and then later throwing it in my face that they helped. 

Okay, so just cut out or use only a little bit of triple sec (I never use it), and go easy on the sugar for a mojito, and get extra lime for acidity. Unless you’re talking about the ready-made mixes you get at stores, because then you’re not even really drinking a cocktail. 

If you were “underage” in Italy and couldn’t drink, you either were or looked ten years old, otherwise you did that wrong. Americans are the only ones that get their panties in a twist about underage drinking. 

No no no. Mexican Squirt or gtfo.

My thoughts exactly! We throw food at them while they throw cars at us. Fucking assholes. 

I saw him in 2016... worst concert I’ve ever been to.